28th
So I don’t normally do surverys…
I don’t normally do surveys but my mate J says i got to and she gets scary when I say no
Last December, what was your love life like?
I like to keep this stuff private I’m old fashioned like that! I don’t remember anyway that’s a whole year ago already
What is your fear?
Nothing
When was the last time someone held your hand?
Yesterday. I stole her pen and she held my hand while she tried to get it back
Have you ever been kissed in a car?
Yeah
How are you feeling right now?
Usual
Last nap?
Hmm…not sure maybe earlier in the month?
Have you ever liked someone who’s treated you like crap?
Not while they are treating me like crap. Some people I liked turned out to be batshit insane though what can I say
Where would you like to be right now?
In a garden of delights surrounded by beautiful women
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
It’s possible. Not going to try to find out though
What were you doing at 10:17 last night?
Chatting to my mate I think.
Are you afraid to grow up?
No, I think I’d make an awesome old man.
What is your worst subject in school?
At highschool? Art. I love it but I’m crap at it
Want something you can’t have?
I don’t understand the word can’t
What do you do when your sad?
Think and meditate.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Nah it was my little cousin and I kissed her on the cheek
Do you have a secret place that you’ve never told anyone about?
Probably
Is there something that happened in your past you hate talking about?
Nah.
Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
My housemates dog has. I don’t remember if a person has though. Possibly?
Last time you fell asleep in someone’s arms?
I prefer a bed and pillows.
Last place you took a plane to?
From Athens to Singapore to back home in Australia
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yeah plenty of times
Explain why you last threw up?
Food poisoning. Don’t eat sashimi unless you know it’s fresh :S
What are your plans for the weekend?
Working
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Yeah
How many children do you plan on having?
I’m not planning at the moment.
Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Wets it? I don’t mind.
What is something you wish you had more of?
Height.
What woke you up this morning?
I just woke up. Nothing in particular
Are you different from a year ago?
Of course.
How many times is A in your full name?
Two.
What time was it 2 hours ago?
11am
What were you doing then?
Being told I have to do this survey
What’s the weather like outside?
Hot and sunny and humid.
Who are you currently texting?
Nobody I’m doing this survey stupid how many hands do you think I have.
Are your fingernails painted?
Only when I dress up as Mary on Saturday night. So..no.
Are you taller than 5’ 4”?
Yeah
What was the last thing you ate?
scrambled eggs and toast
Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
No
Do you have highlights?
My life is full of highlights.
Where was the last place you went?
Local bar
Who was your last missed call?
My friend apologising he wasn’t around to give me the weed I paid for already!
Why did you last cry?
I think I cried once or twice when I was a kid
What will be the date one month from today?
Shit I can’t be bothered looking at the calander. Maybe 29th of January?
Do you know anyone else with your name?
in person? My full name? Actually….yes I know two other people with the same first and last name as me.
If you had a child, would you rather have a boy or girl?
Doesn’t matter. A parent shouldn’t care so much about things like that right?
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Shit I don’t remember that was hours ago!
Are you tired right now?
Nah
3 days from now will you be in a relationship?
Do I look like I have a crystal ball to you?
Do you have curly hair?
Kinda…it’s wavy
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you didn’t even do?
Like I give a shit
If you married the person you last Texted what would your name be?
lSame as it is now
What’s on your mind?
This survey. I do one thing at a time sheesh
Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
Nah
What’s the last thing you laughed really hard over?
Hmmm….don’t remember. Stuff.
What’s the last thing you cried really hard over?
Crying isn’t really my style.
Is there something that reminds you of someone everytime you see/hear it?
Yeah I guess
Was the first person to talk to you today a guy or a girl?
Hmmm…. I think a girl not sure though.
What are you doing tonight?
No plans yet. Tonight is still hours away. Might chill with a friend.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I was tired.
Are you missing someone?
Not sure.
What are you listening to?
Some music coming out of my Nintendo from a Mario game.
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I’m happy living in the present
Are you okay?
Uh…wtf kind of questions are these
What are you wearing right now?
Tank top, shorts and boxers underneath.
How’s your heart?
Still pumping
Last text in your inbox?
Didn’t you already ask this? Noone you know
How was your love life this time last year?
None of your goddamn business!
When was the last time you were disappointed?
Every second of every minute of every hour of every day
What was the highlight of your week?
Hmmm….some good Japanese 17yr old whisky with some excellent dark chocolate? Oh that’s not exciting enough for you? Well your mom was my highlight you jerk.
What is the last thing you spent money on?
Weed
Last place you hugged someone?
Christmas Day at my aunts house.
Can you get over people easily?
Depends
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Curly. Shit you asked this already I’m sure
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Pffft another crying question. Some girl wrote this survey right?
Where are you right now?
In the study
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I’ve taken them off in a vehicle.
Are you happy with life right now?
Meh. I’m where I need to be that’s good enough.
Ever go ghost hunting?
I don’t believe in ghosts. Unless you mean it in a highly philosophical way but I doubt it.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Possibly, don’t care enough to think about it
Would you ever date anyone with tattoos?
Already have. Doesn’t bother me one way or the other
How many letters are in your middle name?
Six
Could you eat nothing but grilled cheese sandwiches for a week straight?
Of course it’s possible but why would I want to
Honestly, do you hate the last guy you were talking to in person?
No
What color is your toothbrush?
White and purple I think. I haven’t brushed my teeth yet today
Name someone that made you smile last night?
Jay
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Starting this bloody long survey!!!!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Fucked if I know yet
Look to your right what do you see?
A door and a doorway
Do you dye your hair?
No
What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
Something else
Do you have a tan?
Yeah
Do you use chapstck?
No
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
Friend/Work mate
Does your myspace password have to do anything with a boy?
Well it has something to do with me, but I’m a Man yo.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with J, B or K?
Sheeez what is up with all these questions
Where is your phone?
On the table here next to me
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Sure
If you could change your eye color,what color would you change it to?
I wouldn’t
Will you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably
Does he/she mean a lot to you?
Stop it with these emo questions I’m not 15
Did you sleep in your own bed last night?
Yeah
Do you wear contacts?
Nope
Where were you Friday night?
Working and then recovering
Do you like to text or call more?
Depends
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GODDAMN LONG.
